Some silly statuses collected in one place. Don’t take them seriously.
• Things that don’t exist, exist outside existence.
• Our world has this amazing property that we can describe things that don’t exist. Don’t take this for granted!
• Non-existence is non-existent.
• If I existed I would probably be an atheist.
• “There is no cold. Only absence of heat.” There is no psychopathy. Only absence of empathy.
• Stop being like everyone else. Stop being unique.
• Can America not have a president for four years? Our high school didn’t have a principal for a year and that turned out to be the year with the best results.
• Everyone knows that common sense is a reliable source for the truth. Everyone is wrong.
• There are plenty of alphabetical combinations without meaning, and a lot of concepts without a word. It’s no shortage of either, you just need an app to connect them. #TinderForWords
• Best status updates get the least number of likes, cause they’re never written.
• The opposite of scaling? transcending!
• I can spot patterns in data like very few. The problem… I find patterns in nothingness, like no one!
• Behind every hill there’s an uncanny valley. #poshtekooh
•”Always forget. But never forgive! ♥️”
– some forgotten unforgiven dude